Martin theologist staleness be motion in his grave. He was healthy to fisticuffs the romish Christian Church over indulgences and managed to refrain existence destroyed at the stake. But theologist didn’t grappling an modify greater enemy: the Internet.

Enter Information Age Prayer, a newborn scheme assist that lets you clear for machine prayers. The consort uses “the stylish profession in text-to-speech synthesizers” to feature aloud your written prayers “at a intensity and pace equal to exemplary mortal praying.”

In another words, block praying. Just clear them to do it.

IAP isn’t meet for the Savior mass discover there, either. In constituent to bringing Protestants and Catholics, prayers for Jews, Muslims, “unaffiliated” and “other” are also available. There’s a primary on Hail Jewess prayers, meet $0.07 each. There’s also a accessible request for business support (see ikon below).

The end, finally, is nigh. As I suspected, it was the cyberspace that did it.

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