Twitter meet went down. Don’t worry, it was planned. It should exclusive be offline for most an distance today but there’s added downtime designed for weekday as well. I’m movement here not quite trusty what do with myself, as I’m trusty whatever of you are. So I’ll go aweigh a educate a itemize of deciding activities for today and Monday, in visit of importance/likelihood:

1. Talk most Twitter existence downbound on FriendFeed
2. Talk most Twitter existence downbound on Facebook
3. Talk most Twitter existence downbound over IM
4. Leave a interpret on a journal place most Twitter existence downbound (preferably this one)
5. Talk most Twitter existence downbound via book message
6. Talk most Twitter existence downbound over email
7. Tip TechCrunch that Twitter is down
8. Write your possess journal place most Twitter existence downbound (for an example, wager this journal post)
9. Talk most Twitter existence downbound on Pownce Plurk
10. Talk most Twitter existence downbound on Identi.ca
11. Talk most Twitter existence downbound internally on Yammer
12. Think most Twitter existence down
13. Call an actualised someone to speech most Twitter existence down
14. Invite an actualised someone over to speech most Twitter existence down
15. Go outside

And here are whatever another alternatives inspired by commenters:

1. Compose a sound using Birdhouse to beam discover when Twitter comes backwards [thanks Josiah]
2. Bitch most the Twitter news on TechCrunch [thanks Austinite]
3. Question the timing of the designed fix [thanks Carl]
4. Accuse TechCrunch of existence paying to encourage Twitter [thanks what? (and Scoble and Winer)]
5. Find a homeing pigeon [thanks courtney benson]
6. Talk at a word most Twitter existence downbound [thanks Scoble]
7. Talk to Walt Mossberg and Jimmy Cambria most Twitter existence down [again, Scoble, who loses a saucer on the leaderboard for name-dropping]
8. Resort to hyperbole [thanks Shanky Baba]
9. Compare TC to a sericeous pupil and Twitter to Scarlett Johanson [thanks Beer Universe]
10. “losers” [thanks Max]
11. Fix typos [thanks Erick]
12. Update IM position [thanks Drew]
13. Visit this site [thanks Orli]
    

Update: And Twitter is back. But spend the itemize for Monday!

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